Monster

DAY 7

It started off well...naaaaat. I decided to just ignore the fact my train was coming and realised its existence as it was about to pull away. Luckily, someone else was equally as retarded as me and managed to prise open the doors with a bizarre super-human strength that both impressed and frightened me.

There were some freaks on that train though.
For instance, 2 men, literally downing cans of Carlsberg. This was before 8am. I felt sick on their behalf.

I did a lot of proof reading today, which is quite an arduous task but of course vital to publishing any professional material. Then I got to go to the design studio to instruct them on any further edits, and admire their ridiculously rapid skills on Quark, a programme which I utterly despise.

And nowww I'm writing up some projects and features for another Aceville title, Make Jewellery. Which is quite appropriate, considering my recently developed obsession with crafting my own accessories.

I finished Jersey Shore series 1 yesterday, boo!
So now until season 2 finishes downloading at a tortoise-paced rate, I'm at a loss as to what to do this eve.
Probably get my snooze on tbh.

Speaking of tortoises, in the Metro this morning there was the cutttttest thing ever that made me want to throw Hector out of the window in favour of one of these:

Tim the grape-sized Tortoise!

I knooww they're a really rare Egyptian breed and illegal and everything, but if I really, REALLY want one then that means I should get one right?!